Antifascist researchers in Manchester wish to issue a community alert regarding a four-legged fascist spotted around the Walkden area of Salford. Rocky Simon is a black labrador, who has been in the area since late 2023.

Rocky has been sighted out on many Britain First activities, regularly accompanying co-leader Ashlea Simon. We also understand he regularly marks areas as Britain First “territory” by pissing up lampposts, even those that already have flags on.

When not out on Britain First activities, he has been spotted walking in Walkden’s parks, including Blackleach Country Park and the smaller, more local St Mary’s park.

We understand Rocky and Ashlea are part of a far-right cell including a black and white cat called Mona and a bird called Alfred the Great. Alfred is understood to have been central in developing the Britain First tactic of parroting the same racist nonsense over and over again to try and beg for donations.

April Fools jokes aside, we here at ARC know that there is no such thing as a fascist dog, just fascist owners. Until Ashlea Simon and Paul Golding launch Britain First Dogs, we will spend our looking into a slightly different and much less furry BFD… watch this space.